dennys:

thelandofpocketwatchesandbooks:

DENNYS I HAVE HTE BACON

IF YOU WANT IT COME AND GET IT
NANANA
NANANA
EDIT:
I MADE IT TRANSPARENT YAY

thank you very much. you know, we have the bacon 24/7, it’s our job and our pleasure, but it’s always nice when someone else has the bacons for you. you are respected. you are appreciated.

minimalyzed:

replacing my heart with another liver so i can drink more and care less

(via basisuriya)

dolphinboy420:

WHY DO COMPLIMENTS MAKE ME FEEL 2% BETTER BUT INSULTS MAKE ME FEEL 87% WORSE I DONT LIKE THAT

(Source: bluelava3, via hotboyproblems)

taylorswift:

youareinloves:

taylor swift is like that aunt that tries to be “hip” with the young’ns and “with the times” and then asks you what does bae stand for and after you tell her she starts calling everything bae even the lamp next to the couch

HEY YOU HAVEN’T SEEN THE LAMP NEXT TO MY COUCH AND I WILL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT IT IS, IN FACT, VERY MUCH BAE.

(via courtanna)

trvstno1:

No I’m not smiling at you I’m smiling at your dog don’t look at me

(via legalmexican)

What You Crave vs What You Need
  • Chocolate: Raw nuts/seeds.
  • Oily/Fatty Snacks: Kale, leafy greens.
  • Soda/Carbonated Drinks: Actual, literal bubbles.
  • Chips/Salty Food: Topsoil.
  • Cookies: Freudian psychology.
  • Sweet Tea: A strong Southern gentleman to take care of you.
  • Pasta/Carbs: Pasta/Carbs.
  • Ice: The sweet release of death.