lameborghini:

i think what pisses me off more than anything else is the little spot the windshield wipers miss when it’s raining

(via kindahorny)

averagefairy:

u ever text someone something risky and every second that they dont respond is another spike in ur blood pressure and u stare at your hand like why did u type that u fool its over the universe is crumbling to pieces this is my demise

(via joshpeck)

budgets:

can i have you

just kidding you don’t have a choice get in the trunk

(via orgasm)

narcotic:

what if people named their kids when they turn 18 so the kid has a name that fits its personality

(via relahvant)

yanapieceofme:

Me when I’m forced to go anywhere.

fefeferi:

when u accidentally hurt ur friends feelings and they insist that its fine but u know it isnt

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(via orgasm)

spookyjacob:

ur not allowed to be busy youre my only friend

(via legalmexican)

ludicrouscupcake:

broimhereforthemusic:

this cat looks stoked as hell

thats just
thats just butter in a hotdog bun

ladragonaria:

Any salad can be a Caesar salad if you stab it enough

(via hotboyproblems)

durbikins:

For the past two days, this little dinosaur has been hitchhiking on my side mirror.image

And every time I go back to my car, he’s just chilling on top of the mirror, ready to go.

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The dude’s hella confused though. He sees himself in the mirror and tries to attract himself to himself

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And sometimes it looks like he fell off …

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nope!

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(via relahvant)